Wingman

When Hulk Hogan and Audrey Hepburn collide. *  

Burly but refined. Etched to perfection. Luminous. Strong clasp. No maker's mark but bears design hallmarks of industry leaders. Very good condition or little to no signs of wear. 

Rests flat. Surprisingly comfortable. Nearing 20-inches in length. 

Naturally charming. Flourishes under the spotlight. Braced for offensive maneuvers. Dance floor and beyond. You needn't worry. About anything.  

*Bower Jewelry Canada and its sole proprietor is in no way suggesting that Mr. Hogan and Ms. Hepburn collaborated on costume jewelry. More of a fantasy, really.  But is of the opinion that the maker of this beauty and beast of a chain had a vice-like grip on their craft.