Heart (Barracuda)

When moronic sexists inspire one of the best songs in music history. Barracuda, by Heart. *   

Sister's Ann and Nancy Wilson and bandmates were riding high following the success of their 1976 debut album. So, of course, their record label took out a full-page ad in Rolling Stone Magazine implying the sisters were in an incestuous lesbian relationship. 

“I went through things like ‘lizard,’ ‘snake’ – but ‘barracuda’ just had a wickedness that I thought sounded good. It had rhythm. It just seemed more threatening, more despicable,” said Ann, in a 2018 writeup in Rolling Stone. ** 

When hunting, the Great Barracuda*** can hit speeds of 56 kilometres per hour, can grow to 1.5 meters in length and weigh as much as 45 kilograms. Solid choice, Ms. Wilson. 

Brawny incredibly curvaceous golden-toned Hearts. Seeks set of pierced ears. Close to mirror shine. Light scuffs visible in some lights. Enjoyed a light buff. Finishes are tricky. Always leave hard polishes to pros. Will come with new backings. 

Hobbies include playing darts, song writing, personal styling, swimming, and shooting crossbows. Enjoys making an impact. Ready to get out in front or back you up, as required.

*Barracuda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M

**Heart: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/hearts-ann-wilson-on-sexism-in-rock-why-metoo-is-a-power-issue-126503/

***Barracuda: https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/species-profiles/sphyraena-barracuda/